Welcome, dear readers, to a whimsical journey into the zany universe of "THE OCULASER": a game that defies all logic, sanity, and perhaps good taste. Developed by the mad genius behind the keyboard (i.e. ME). This Three.js spectacle takes you on a rollercoaster ride through the long corridors of a maze and a downright absurd.
Picture this: a protagonist with lasers shooting out of the eyes, on a mission to obliterate monsters roaming a maze. Yes, you read that right. Because, let's face it, ordinary protagonists are so last season. Our hero doesn't waste time with guns or swords – oh no – he's got lasers for eyes. Cue the dramatic entrance music.
But the madness doesn't end there. In a world surrounded by the endless void of an ocean (because why not?), our Oculaser-eyed crusader navigates a maze that defies the very principles of sensible level design. It's a labyrinthine wonderland, and our hero, equipped with an eye laser that could put even the most ambitious superheroes to shame, sets out on a mission to turn monsters into dust.
Now, enter the monsters. Not your typical, run-of-the-mill foes, mind you. These monsters have an appendage that defies conventional anatomy: a blade like limb for shedding blood. Our hero, though armed with Oculasers, isn't invincible. Oh no, every swipe from the monster's limb results in a spectacular display of blood spatter. The blood, oh the blood, is simulated with Three Nebula. As our hero takes a hit, the blood flows like a waterfall, creating a macabre masterpiece that Picasso would envy.
But fear not, dear reader, for our protagonist is not one to be deterred by a little bloodshed. No, every monster vanquished results in a skull dropping from their head. Thanks to Rapier physics engine, these skulls tumble, bounce, and roll with the grace of a gymnast on a trampoline. Our hero can even push these skulls around the maze, turning the whole experience into a game of Oculaser-fueled billiards.
And then there are the ladders – a seemingly dull addition in a world of Oculaser-eyed heroes and blood-spewing monsters. Climbing these ladders provides a bird's-eye view of the ocean, a serene break from the chaos below. Why ladders, you ask? Because in this game, even ladders are entitled to their moment in the spotlight.
So, dear reader, go forth and spread the news like confetti at a skull soccer championship. Tell your friends, shout it from the virtual mountaintops, and share the word as if your gaming reputation depends on it.